House Party

(Ayo, this that RMG, IHOW, YC 2020
Ah, what year is it? This that fuckin' ad-lib track
Haha, alright let's do it)

Nashville on the town for the weekend
You're out getting drunk with your best friend
She hates when I'm off the deep end
And you hate when I'm keeping secrets

I've been waiting for a night like this
But I'm feeling kinda tired off the first sip
Called a cab but let me cancel it
Real quick hit the group chat, make a little story up

I'd rather get high
Chilling in your sweatpants
That's when you're the prettiest, you're the fucking best
And I wanna be with you all night
It's alright if we don't wanna go out
We can paint our own town
Baby it's the perfect crime
They don't have to see us
It should only be us
We should stay home tonight

(Where are you?
I literally already told Jessica that you were on your way
Are you coming or not?)

We'll stay home at the BnB, it's like 1-2-3
Girl, it's you and me and we'll
We'll lay down on some brand new sheets
Get you out of those shoes
Get you off of your feet, yeah

I could set you on the kitchen counter
Where it happens doesn't even matter, uh
Fifty Shades on the new TV
Yeah, we could be them, fuckin' BSDM
(Hah, I'm just playing. Unless...)

I'd rather get high
Chilling in your sweatpants
That's when you're the prettiest, you're the fucking best
And I wanna be with you all night
It's alright if we don't wanna go out
We can paint our own town
Baby it's the perfect crime
They don't have to see us
It should only be us
We should stay home tonight
Come on

(Um, Joey? I'm so, so sorry
Um, I ran into my ex Alex and something happened
I'm so sorry, it'll never happen again
I'm so, so sorry)
Uh, Fuck it

Imma get high
Chilling in my sweatpants
Baby, you're the shittiest
Girl, you're such a mess
And I wanna be alone tonight
I'll be fine
I don't wanna go out
You can put the phone down
Girl, you're on your own now, bye
'Cause you don't wanna see me
You can fucking eat me
Imma stay home tonight
Imma stay home tonight, yeah
Imma stay home tonight