Nodding Donkey Blues

Settle down

[Verse 1]

She got legs like an airship

She's got an ass like a coal tip

She's got tits just like hot air balloons

And I mean the Hindenburg!

She's the biggest girl, I'm gonna get there soon

Yeah, you know what I mean

[Verse 2]

She's got love when you want it

But she never lets go when you git it

You disappear inside, you're never seen again

Lost forever

The biggest girl of all but I'm gonna get there soon

Alright, here we go

Should be some kind of guitar solo here

[Piano Solo]

[Verse 3]

Well, I met her in a bar, she was propping up the wall

I don't think she was available, she was made a conference stall

I met her in a bar, she was... she was propping up the wall

In fact, she was nailed to it

I gotta admit (?) babe

Let's get down to it, baby

[Verse 4]

She had a brain like a sheep-dip

She got love like a cesspit on your mind

She was a big girl, she was big

And when I mean she was big, she was... she was fucking huge

Enormous

You could have sailed the Hindenburg through her legs and never even have landing permission

[Guitar Solo: Janick Gers]

One more

[Guitar Solo: Dave Murray]

[Outro]

Oh, we sailed across the ocean you and me

I looked like a flea on the back of a sperm whale

Oh yeah, I was waving a match inside the Albert Hall