Fluorescent Adolescent (Arctic Monkeys Cover)

[Verse 1]

You used to get it in your fishnets

Now you only get it in your night dress

Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness

Landed in a very common crisis

Everything's in order in your black hole

Nothing seems as pretty as the past though

That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco

Remember when you used to be a rascal?

[Chorus 1]

'Cause, oh, the boy's a slag, the best you've ever had

The best you've ever had is just a memory and those dreams

Not as daft as they seem, not as daft as they seem

My love, when you dream them up

1, 2, 3, 4

[Verse 2]

And now you're flicking through a little book of sex tips

Remember when the boys were all electric?

Now when you were told you're gonna get it

I'm guessing that you'd rather just forget it

And clinging to not being sentimental

You said you weren't going but you went still

You like your gentlemen not to be gentle

Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?

[Chorus 2]

'Cause, oh, the boy's a slag, the best you've ever had

The best you've ever had is just a memory and those dreams

Not as daft as they seem, not as daft as they seem

My love, when you dream them up

Oh, Flo, where did you go?

Where did you go?

Where did you go?

Oh, Flo

[Bridge]

Fallin' about

You took a left off Last Laugh Lane

You just sounding it out

You're not coming back again

[Verse 1]

You used to get it in your fishnets

Now you only get it in your night dress

Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness

Landed in a very common crisis

Everything's in order in your black hole

And nothing seems as pretty as the past though

That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco

Remember when you used to be a rascal?

[Chorus 1]

'Cause, oh, the boy's a slag, the best you've ever had

The best you've ever had is just a memory and those dreams

Not as daft as they seem, not as daft as they seem

My love, when you dream them up