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Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely of Cheese by Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo

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Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo

Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely of Cheese

Release date: 12th December 2025

From Strange But TrueTrack 81:51
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"Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely of Cheese" is a track by Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo, from the album Strange But True, released 12th December 2025. The track is 1:51 long. It's filed under Alternative.

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Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo

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From Strange But True

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Strange But True
Strange But True
Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo
12th December 2025
Track number
8
Release year
2025
  1. 1Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home
    2:07
  2. 2Texas Man Abducted by Aliens for Outer Space Joy Ride
    2:37
  3. 3National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor to Name New Wrestling Holds
    2:33
  4. 4Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled to Play Newborn Baby in High School Play
    1:38
  5. 5Three-Year-Old Genius Graduates High School at Top of Her Class
    1:17
  6. 6Embarrassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp
    2:49
  7. 7Principal Punishes Students with Bad Impressions and Tired Jokes
    1:24
  8. 8Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely of Cheese
    1:51
  9. 9X-Ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient
    0:50
  10. 10Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #2
    1:01
  11. 11Retired Woman Starts New Career in Monkey Fashions
    1:35
  12. 12Circus Strongman Runs for PTA President
    3:19
  13. 13High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built for 26
    1:31
  14. 14Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #1
    1:22
  15. 15Ohio Town Saved from Killer Bees by Hungry Vampire Bats
    2:27
  16. 16Nevada Man Invents Piano with 21 Extra Keys
    1:10
  17. 17Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum from Soap
    2:00
  18. 18Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game
    1:34
  19. 19Ingenious Scientist Invents Car of the Future
    1:29
  20. 20Car Gears Stick in Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards
    1:48
  21. 21Shocking Fashion Statement Terrorizes Town
    1:56
  22. 22Feisty Millionaire Fills Potholes with Hundred-Dollar Bills
    2:44

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  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — Three-Year-Old Genius Graduates High School at Top of Her Class (from Strange But True) [1:17]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — Retired Woman Starts New Career in Monkey Fashions (from Strange But True) [1:35]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — Ingenious Scientist Invents Car of the Future (from Strange But True) [1:29]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum from Soap (from Strange But True) [2:00]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — Ohio Town Saved from Killer Bees by Hungry Vampire Bats (from Strange But True) [2:27]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game (from Strange But True) [1:34]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — Car Gears Stick in Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards (from Strange But True) [1:48]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — Embarrassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp (from Strange But True) [2:49]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home (from Strange But True) [2:07]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — Nevada Man Invents Piano with 21 Extra Keys (from Strange But True) [1:10]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — Circus Strongman Runs for PTA President (from Strange But True) [3:19]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — Texas Man Abducted by Aliens for Outer Space Joy Ride (from Strange But True) [2:37]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — Feisty Millionaire Fills Potholes with Hundred-Dollar Bills (from Strange But True) [2:44]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — Principal Punishes Students with Bad Impressions and Tired Jokes (from Strange But True) [1:24]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — X-Ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient (from Strange But True) [0:50]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — Shocking Fashion Statement Terrorizes Town (from Strange But True) [1:56]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #1 (from Strange But True) [1:22]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled to Play Newborn Baby in High School Play (from Strange But True) [1:38]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #2 (from Strange But True) [1:01]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built for 26 (from Strange But True) [1:31]
  • Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo — National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor to Name New Wrestling Holds (from Strange But True) [2:33]
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    1:31

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