Love Is Infectious

[Verse 1]

She keeps her patience for the bedroom

Should satisfy her for a week

Her domination is executed cheaply

With her studio technique

[Pre-Chorus]

(What's new?)

She carries love in a carrier bag

(What's new?)

She don't keep her body clean

Oh, oh, oh

Illegitimate contributions

And neurotic fantasies conceived

[Chorus]

Love is infectious

I don't know about that

Love is infectious

I don't know about it

[Verse 2]

She keeps appointments by the hour glass

Guerrilla warfare in her bed

And constant love is oh oh so negative

We're simulating sex instead

[Pre-Chorus]

(What's new?)

She carries love in a carrier bag

(What's new?)

She don't keep her body clean

Oh, oh, oh

Illegitimate contributions

And neurotic fantasies conceived

[Chorus]

Love is infectious

I don't know about that

Love is infectious

I don't know about it

[Verse 3]

No personality's essential

Nobody strictly in command

She's not direct, elusive

Or inadequate

Love's incompatible commands

[Pre-Chorus]

(What's new?)

She carries love in a carrier bag

(What's new?)

She don't keep her body clean

Oh, oh, oh

Illegitimate contributions

And neurotic heartaches are conceived

[Chorus]

Love is infectious

I don't know about that

Love is infectious

I don't know about it