Who is Kamaljit?

[Chorus]

Who the hell is kamaljit

Imma just tell you it how it is

I've been doing this since i was a kid

So i'm given you all i gotta give

Who the hell is kamaljit

Ever since stepping in the game

I know life will never be the same

But there's some things that will never change

Back in the day when i was just a little minor

Before my mother even spat me out of her vagina

I was swimming in my daddy's' sack with a book in my hand

When i focused and spotted a mic behind the prostate gland

I picked it up cautiously but it magnetized me surprised me

Had to fight the powers like the is lye

Memorized rhymes but kept loosing them all

So i scribbled them down on my mothers uterus wall

10 years went by and i went down in history

Like superman my composition was a mystery

I was true, and other kids were learning the alphabet

But i was revising schemes to make the cash i was out to get

Only 3 and already my rhymes were out to win

My shit was dropped so hard that even pampers couldn't hold it in

Branded a genius by lyricist and scientist

Only six and i was lecturing my alliances

Even Einstein came to knock upon my door

Was pissed off cause i had updated his formula

My E stood for excellence and replaced the MC squared for MC jay sean

Change and no one even dared scared

Cause i went on to steal his noble prize

For being the youngest mother fucking genius alive

[Chorus]

I ain't a gangsta

I ain't hoodrat

I ain't a thug

And i don't call girls pigeons so i ain't no scrub

I ain't talking about gats or 44's

And i don't do drive bys' or rob or break no laws

And i ain't perfect

And ain't saying i got no flaws

Actually scratch that i'm lying yo pause

I ain't a junkie so i never touched the crack

I ain't never took an E its true or ever smoked a sack

And i ain't rich so i dont drive a lex or a benz

Jeep or a beemer just an escort my friends

And i ain't from the hood

I even went to private school

So i ain't had to ever watch my back from round the walls

I ain't had it hard never had a knife pulled on the streets

Never hustled on the street or lived a life as a G

I ain't stood on the pavement hungry and rapped for cash

And i ain't ever claimed that i was ever strapped with gats

And i ain't black yo you don't have to be black to rap

Just look at Eminem triple platinum and that's a fact

[Chorus]

(coughing)

I ain't smoking cigars sipping moet all day

And i ain't dealing with more bitches than the R.S.P.C.A

I ain't a Yankee i'm cockney like excuse me gezza

And i ain't chilling with naked girls in a jacuzzi either

I ain't on don P why give me a Bacardi breezer

Ain't got diamonds just some ice in my freezer

I ain't got hydrolysis on my ride can't even come close

Last time i tried i mashed the clutch up and it damn broke

I ain't bragging but i got skills when i rhyme

And i ain't blagging but you through if you be stealing my rhymes

And i'm the first to admit that often i curse and spit

At you white mc's how much worse can it get

I'm not that famous that i can't pop to the shops

Just cause last year i performed on top of the pops

MTV cribs forget it i got nothing to boast

Truth is i'm still living at home with the folks

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I ain't black

I swear he said his name was jay sean you know

Nah nah in that me against myself he said his name was gay porn and that

What, nah man jay sean

Back in the day he used to be called MC milky jay doing his rapping ting

I don't know i think hes a bit confused and that innit