Things Could Get Much Worse

Beware the man with everything and the man with nothing too

They wear the same kind of pain and they’ll try to put it on you

When you’re swimming in the rain and headed for the drain

And a child's prayer sounds like a curse

Just know things could get much worse, 

Things could get much worse 

Oh you know they could 

Chris Columbus he gave me silver for my birthday the other day

As it turns out, it was stolen so the law hauled me away

Now I’m stuck in a hole doing life without parole

And the only way out is a hearse 

Ah but things could get much worse, 

Things could get much worse 

Oh you know they could 

I’ve got a woman, she winds me up then she steals my photograph

She can’t disown me cause I’m not hers. I can’t loan her what I don’t have

So it’s both of us to blame for a love with no brain

Like a mountain full of fire about to burst 

Yeah but things could get much worse, 

Things could get much worse 

Oh you know they could 

Elon Musk, ya know he votes. He’s got a sticker, he shows it off

He hopes we’ll have the first robot president that plays golf

He’s got rockets don’t ya know, and they’re loaded up to go

Just in time to evacuate the earth 

Yeah things could get much worse, 

Things could get much worse 

Oh you know they could