Grow for Me

Ah, Twoey, I don't know what else to do for you!
Mr. Mushnik and Audrey, they just met you,
But I've been going through this with you for weeks!
Grow and wilt, spurt and flop,
Are you sickly little plant, or just plain stubborn?
What is it you want? What is it you need?

I've given you sunshine
I've given you dirt
You've given me nothing
But heartache and hurt
I'm beggin' you sweetly
I'm down on my knees
Oh, please, grow for me!

I've given you plant food
And water to sip
I've given you potash
You've given me zip!
Oh God, how I missed you
Oh pod, how you tease
Now please, grow for me!

I've given you southern exposure to get you to thrive
I've pinched you back hard like I'm supposed to, you're barely alive.
I've tried you at levels of moisture, from desert to mud
I've given you grow-light and mineral supplements
What do you want from me, blood?

Ow!
Ugh, damn rose, damn thorns!
Clumsy me
Hey Twoey, look what I-
Hey! You opened up!
I wonder what made you do that?
I think I know what made you do that...
Well, I guess a few drops couldn't hurt
Long as you don't make a habit out of it or anything

I've given you sunlight
I've given you rain
Looks like you're not happy
'Less I open a vein
I'll give you a few drops
If that'll appease
Now please, oh please
Grow for me?