Hands (COVID-19 Version with College Humor)

[Verse 1]

I could tell the world just one thing

It would be how to wash your hands

First together, then interlaced fingers

Do the same thing, but palms to backs

Do the cool handshake, and then fingernails on palms

Make like a farmer, and milk your thumbs

And lasso the tops of your arms

[Chorus]

These hands are washed like so

With water first and then with soap

Scrub back and forth, and to and fro

For at least 30 seconds

[Bridge]

'Cause in the end, only hygiene matters, oh

In the end, only hygiene matters