It's a Big Old Goofy World (Live)

[Verse 1]

Up in the morning, work like a dog

Is better than sitting, like a bump on a log

Mind all your manners, be as quiet as a mouse

Some day you’ll own a home, that’s as big as a house

Now I know a fella, he eats like a horse

Knocks his old balls, round the old golf course

You oughta see his wife, she’s a cute little dish

Smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish

[Chorus]

Hey There’s a big old goofy man

Dancing with a big old goofy girl

Ooh baby It’s a big old goofy world

[Verse 2]

Now Elvis had a woman, with a head like a rock

I wish I had a woman, that could made my knees knock

She’d sing like an angel, and she eat like a bird

And if I wrote a song, she’d know ever single word

So you kiss a little baby, and you give the world a smile

If you take an inch you, give ’em back a mile

Cause if you lie like a rug, and you don’t give a damn

You’re never gonna be happy as the clam

[Chorus]

There’s a big old goofy man

Dancing with a big old goofy girl

Ooh baby It’s a big old goofy world

[Verse 3]

So I’m sitting in my hotel, always trying to write a song

But my head is just as empty, as the day is long

Why it’s clear as a bell, I should've stayed in school

I’d be wise as an owl, Instead of stubborn as a mule

[Chorus]

Yeah and there’s this big old goofy man

Dancing with a big old goofy girl

Ooh baby we live in a big old goofy world

Yeah and there’s this big old goofy man

Dancing with a big old goofy girl

Hey Chicago, It’s a big old goofy world

Hey baby It’s a big old goofy world