Haus of Edwards 2016

Here ye here ye

Ladies and lady boys

Let the story time commence!

Unlike any other story told before

Beginning with 1 and now with 4

The House of Edwards left the children gagging for more

With only a dream these queens had a plan

To entertain the world so sickening just as they can

With a legacy so divine a family slain the force 'til the end of time

Power of 1 the gig has just begun (Alyssa: Oh she really came that way)

The power of 2 added the new (Shangela: I said WHAT!)

The power of 3 is destined to be (Laganja: Yes gawd Honey)

The power of 4 has opened the door (Gia: ABOSLUTELY)

(Alyssa): Welcome to the Ball of them All!

(RuPaul): Category is...Bring it to the runway

(Alyssa): Gurl this is like the gay academy

(Rupaul & Alyssa) Category is... Sickening

(Alyssa): Here we go gurls

Everybody to the dance floor now!

(Cha cha cha cha cha cha boom! x4)

Laganja: Yes gawd honey

Alyssa: When I step into the light they say oh sickening

Mariah: Mariah has come to werk

(feel like pussy feel like honey x2)

Rupaul: If im the treat then you the trick like a scratch that needs to itch

Alyssa: Slay Destroy Demolish

Can you rewind that back for a minute

(im in the beat)

Rupaul: Commence shake down... I am the UFO United Funk Official commanding you to bust a move or suffer with my missile no harm is my intention but if you disobey my wrath must stop all booty pop and blow this world away

I bring the beat, I bring the beat, I bring the beat, I bring the beat

5...4...3...2...1..

Work work wor wor wor work work work work x3

Langanja may I borrow your phone?

T.S. its me I need you to step your pu**y power up tonight how soon can you get here

T.S: Is it on? Is this b****h recording? Why don't you drop it like a hot potato they never teeter like she darth vader she know nothing about the twerking know beause when she get low she hit low