Laurie Rolled Me a J

I got my wings clipped

I got my Trump check

Supposed to last me through the apocalypse

I spent it all on some leftist shit

As a fuck you to him and Mike Pence

I don’t give a shit about the burning bush

Noah’s Ark or two of every animal

Is this the new flood is this new the new plague

Is this the rapture or just the first wave

My lungs are clean at least today

I fill 'em up Laurie rolled me a J

I can’t sleep with Emma anymore

She got too many chickens in her backyard

Took the urban farming thing a little too far

They wake me up еach and every hour

She’ll kiss hеr housemate it’s more convenient

What with the lock down what with the Covid

It’s too much drama for me to play

I stay at home Laurie rolled me a J

Went to the protest shit got crazy

You lost your mask running away

Your friends got paranoid come join my scene

Make love for two weeks we’ll say it’s quarantine

Don’t call me sugar if you want to taste it

This summer heat has got us sweating opiates

We watch the sunset from our cage

Front row seats Laurie rolled us a J

This girl name Cedar I had to get away

She was fine as hell but she was too New Age

She do that Wim Hof don’t take no hot showers

But I’m a bad boy I need them hot showers

She got a crystal for every disease

Said "cure the Covid" she said "it’s 5G"

Won’t get the vaccine cause of the tracking chip

Hell they can track me I ain't doing shit

Track me on my couch, track me in my bed

Track me texting you, track me left on read

Track me in the yard puffing my life away

Gone like smoke Laurie rolled me a J

I got my wings clipped

I got my Trump check

Supposed to last me through the apocalypse