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Jonny Greenwood – Able-Bodied Seamen (2012) | Track profile | Dork

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Jonny Greenwood
The Master (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
Able-Bodied Seamen

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Jonny Greenwood

Able-Bodied Seamen

Release date: 11th September 2012

From The Master (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

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About This Track

"Able-Bodied Seamen" is a track by Jonny Greenwood, from the album The Master (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack), released 11th September 2012. Full lyrics are available below.

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Jonny Greenwood

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Lyrics

Able-Bodied Seamen

You know how you get rid of crabs?
How?
You got to shave one testicle
All the crabs go over to the other testicle
You got to light the hair on fire on that one
When they all go scurrying out, you take an ice pick
And you fucking stab every single last one of them

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From The Master (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

2012

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The Master (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

Jonny Greenwood

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2012

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