I Just Killed A Cop Now I’m Horny

[Part I]

[Intro: Deputy Kyle Dinkheller, Andrew Howard Brannan, Ai Aso & JPEGMAFIA]

Driver, step back here to me, come on back here for me, come on back, how you doing today?

Okay, how about you?

Good, come on back here, keep your hands out of your pockets (おとうととのふるえの)

Why?

Keep your hands out of your pockets, sir, sir!

Goddamn it, here I am! Shoot my fuckin' ass!

Come here!

Here I am, here I am! (One two, one two)

Sir, come here, sorry sir, right up here 10-78, come here-

Bitch!

Sir! Get back!

Who are you callin' motherfucker? (One two, one two, nigga)

Sir, get back! Now! Get back! Get back!

What are you fucking doin', man?!

Sir, get back now!

No! (Freestyle, yo)

Get back!

Fuck you!

Sir, get back!

No!

I'm telling you now! Get back, sir! S—

Aaah! Shit, sir! Sir! Stop now! (とほにく—)

Aaaah! (Left side now, left side, nigga)

Die, fucker! (Sigh)

[Part II]

[Interlude]

Make sure I can hear myself in these motherfucking headphones

(I just killed a cop)

This is a freestyle, man, you know who it is

I just killed a cop, I'm not sorry

All feeling, no, (Feeling, no) ooh

All feeling, no appealin'

Bruh, fuck!

(I just killed a)

Yeah, this is the most fucked up shit I've ever wrote in my life

(Whatever you say, officer)

Hey (Whatever you say, officer)

Rest in peace, prematurely

[Chorus]

Uh, when your mama dies, yeah (I just killed a cop)

When your daddy dies, yeah (I just killed a cop)

When your sister dies (Whatever you say, officer)

Who gonna weep when these coppers die, yeah?

When your mama dies, yeah (I just killed a cop)

When your daddy dies, yeah

When your sister cries

Who gonna weep when these coppers die, yeah? (Yeah)

[Post-Chorus]

Uh (Whatever you say, officer)

Yeah, who gonna weep when these crackers die, yeah?

Yeah, who gonna weep when these crackers die?

[Verse 1]

Yeah, gotta get my ends up

Gotta get my friends up

Tired of being in the friend-zone

I've been out in the end-zone

Touchdown on a real place (Whatever you say, officer)

Got down in the real space

I've been down on my space

Ever since the days of MySpace

I was driving in the tri-state (Whatever you say, officer)

You got expired plates

I've been outside waiting

For the right moment

To talk, to talk, to you, oh (Whatever you say, officer)

[Verse 2]

Oh my god

This pig want to take my life

26, no job

And now they're gon' take away my license

I'm a failure (Whatever you say, officer)

Hope my niggas can bail me (Bail me)

Out of this hell that I'm going in

Fuck all you bitches, I'm going in

My mama told me I'd be dead when I'm 25 (25)

Jokes on you, bitch, I'm still alive (Still alive) (Whatever you say, officer)

He came closer

Grabbed my toaster

Put the gun to the dome of a dead cop

Now, who's the owner?

[Bridge]

Been in all, been in all, been in all, been in all, no, no (Whatever you say, officer)

Say it again, say it again, say it again, I

That I know, that I know, that I know, that I know, know (Ah, yeah)

Say it again, say it again, say it again

[Verse 3]

I've been on Xans, keep the coke in the can so you punks understand me (Punks understand me)

I've been on pills, keep the grams in the seal so you punks understand me (Punks understand me) (Whatever you say, officer)

I've been all night with my hand on the pipe so you punks understand me (Punks understand me)

Send a pig to the grave, bad with the brains, punks understand me, I don't

[Verse 4]

I just don't know

God, God knows

Your soul, just took it

Oh, lord

(Bro, run it up)

Say it again, say it again, say it again

Say it again, say it again, say it again (Fuck)

Say it again, say it again

Sometimes I swear

Gotta get them ends, get them ends

Hope the cops don't shoot my friends, shoot my friends

Yeah, yeah

[Outro]

"That's right."

"Your god and your gun. Your what?"

"Your god and your gun."

"My god and my gun. What'd I say?"

"My god and my gun."