Never Gonna Drink Again

[Verse 1]

Well I lost my job and my dog ran off

And my truck's broke down in the yard

My girlfriend's got her own girlfriend

I caught 'em makin' out at the barn

And my single wide's got a double wide leak

Yeah it's been a hell of a week

[Chorus]

I think I'll pour myself a big ol' bottle of whiskey

'Til I don't care how rough a shape I'm in

Right now Jim Beam is the only thing gonna fix me

And I'm gonna drink 'til I swear that I'm never gonna drink again

[Verse 2]

Well the crops went dry and the fish won't bite

Been a minute since I caught me a break

I'm overdrawn and I can't get a load

Need some J-A money in the ba-a-ank

[Chorus]

I think I'll pour myself a big ol' bottle of whiskey

'Til I don't care how rough a shape I'm in

Right now Jim Beam is the only thing gonna fix me

And I'm gonna drink 'til I swear that I'm never gonna drink again

[Bridge]

I'm talkin' Cooter Brown

I'm talkin' three sheets

Talkin' can't walk, talkin' can't speak

I be struggle bus strugglin', Gatorade chuggin'

BCs by the bed for my poundin' head

[Chorus]

'Til then I'm gonna pour myself a big ol' bottle of whiskey

'Til I don't care how rough a shape I'm in

Right now Jim Beam is the only thing gonna fix me

And I'm gonna drink 'til I swear that I'm never gonna drink again

Hell, I'm gonna drink 'til I swear that I'm never gonna drink again

[Instrumental Outro]