Little Red Ranger

Mexican blanket on the front seat

It's old to you but it's new to me

Pick me up at the Roosevelt

Windows down, a two-door suits you well

Boy grows up in the 'Soo

Mom and Dad sure loved you

Hockey kid weekends at the rink

You love the Leafs even though they stink

Driving your little red Ranger

All over LA

Someday soon you're gonna call home to tell us

That you're gonna stay

Bird in a tree if you look away

You miss the chance to see it fly away

You never met a pair of jeans

That didn't fit you perfectly

Playing in a band and you sure can drink

Long brown hair your girl seems so sweet

But you'll always be the boy lacing his skates

You miss every shot that you never take

Big old smile you got a heart of gold

Channeling the spirit of Rick Danko's ghost

Driving your little red Ranger

All over LA

Someday soon you're gonna call home to tell us

That you're gonna stay

Bird in a tree if you look away

You miss the chance to see it fly away

Driving your little red Ranger

All over LA

Someday soon you're gonna call home to tell us

That you're gonna stay

Bird in a tree if you look away

You miss the chance to see it fly away

Live by the ocean have a beautiful life

The Leafs still suck at playoff time