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Fake Plastic Trees by Kelly Clarkson

TRACK

Kelly Clarkson

Fake Plastic Trees

Release date: 8th June 2022

From Kellyoke - EPTrack 64:29
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About This Track

"Fake Plastic Trees" is a track by Kelly Clarkson, from the album Kellyoke - EP, released 8th June 2022. The track is 4:29 long. It's filed under Pop. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about Kelly Clarkson.

About the Artist

Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson

Lyrics

Fake Plastic Trees

A green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth

That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plants
To get rid of itself

It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out

She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns

He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins

And it wears him out
It wears him out
It wears him out
It wears him out

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love

But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run

And it wears me out
It wears me out
It wears me out
It wears me out

And if I could be who you wanted
And if I could be who you wanted
All the time
All the time

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

Track details

From Kellyoke - EP

4:292022
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Album
Kellyoke - EP
Kellyoke - EP
Kelly Clarkson
9th June 2022
Track number
6
Release year
2022
  1. 1Blue Bayou
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  2. 2Call Out My Name
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  3. 3Happier Than Ever
    4:15
  4. 4Queen Of The Night
    3:11
  5. 5Trampoline
    2:45
  6. 6Fake Plastic Trees
    4:29

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