2,000 Man (Live Unplugged)

[Intro]

One, two, three, four

[Verse 1]

Well, my name it is a number

It's on a piece of plastic film

And I've been growin' funny flowers

Outside on my little window sill

[Chorus 1]

Don't you know? I'm a 2,000 man

And, my kids, they just don't understand me at all

[Verse 2]

You know, my wife still respects me

Even though I really misuse her

I am having an affair

With a random computer

[Chorus 1]

Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man?

And, my kids, they just don't understand me at all

[Chorus 2]

Oh, daddy, proud of your planet

Oh, mommy, proud of your sun

Oh, daddy, proud of your planet

Oh, mommy, proud of your sun

[Verse 3]

Oh, daddy, your brain's still flashin'

Like they did when you were young

Or did they come down crashin'

Seeing all the things you done

Spacin' out and havin' fun?

[Chorus 2]

Oh, daddy, proud of your planet

Oh, mommy, proud of your sun

Oh, daddy, proud of your planet

Oh, mommy, proud of your sun

[Guitar Solo 1]

[Verse 3]

Oh, daddy, your brain's still flashin'

Like they did when you were young

Or did they come down crashin'

Seeing all the things you done

Spacin' out and havin' fun?

[Chorus 3]

Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man?

And, my kids, they just don't understand me at all

Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man?

And, my kids, they just don't understand me at all

[Bridge]

Understand me, understand me

Understand me, understand me

[Chorus 3]

Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man?

And, my kids, they just don't understand me at all

Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man?

And, my kids, they just don't understand me at all

[Guitar Solo 2]

[Outro]

I'm a 2,000 man

I'm a 2,000 man

I'm a 2,000 man

I'm a 2,000 man

I'm a 2,000 man

2,000

[Spoken (Paul Stanley)]

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