PLUS BOY

So-so-so
So there’s a jock that’s in his prime
that I’ve been thinking of all the time
A hunk of muscles hard as stone, a living pheromone (GODDAMN!!)
No, no no no no
Not like I got a crush on you or somethin
Just when you raise your hand up, I will admit
I might be staring at your armpit…! ///
Eureka..!
Yes! Alright, I solved it! Even though those shorts don’t show your ass
I got the circumference finally figured out, but now I’m gonna fail my class!!
Hey, why do you make a fuss (multiply!) about a long radius? (by pi!)
I’ll numerate! You can denominate! Divide it up, I’ll let it go!
Deep inside, about to factor in the mode and,
I’m gonna SUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM!!!!
“Haa….Haa…So hot….You’re so hot!!!...Haa..!!”
“Cut it out. Cut it out! I said cut it out! Alright already!
CUT IT OUT OR I’M GONNA DECK YOU!”
“Okay, sorry…!”
Pi pi pi
Peace! I got a prize,
peering eyes at what I now devise
Every amoun-mount of hormones
will drive me crazy in the highs
Kinda, kinda, kinda, kinda
getting closer now I
Wanna be, wanna see, wanna feel your mighty
fucking-
Get it loose I wanna
Shoot the juice you got me
So seduced that I wanna
ABCDE F U
But I gotta halt the fever
Gotta me a reliever
3ing, lubing, puberty’s that time of desire for a man
So-so-so
So there’s a guy with a lot of sass
president of the 3rd year class
When you look at me with disgust….
I feel like I’m about to combust (aaaaahhhn///)
V-shaped territory showing your collarbone,
Tight pants and a sweet-smelling cologne
If I zoom a little
“What are you looking at?!”
You would hit me a.k.a reward me
Wait wait! Could I have another punch? :D (No, no)
Not even if I paid for lunch? D: (You clown)
Thinking up a curve I could observe
A little bit up, a little bit down
Trying to solve the parabolic equation of Y you = THRUST
Wait, should I be minus, or plus?
Shit! Shit! Say Good Bye.
“So who do you want more?”
“Uh, um…”
“C’mon, make a choice.”
“Oh..! This is so sudden ^q^!! Umm…I guess….both/////”
“WHAT??!!”
( ⑉¯ །། ¯⑉ )"MÉNAGE À TROOOOOOIIIIIIIIS!!!( ⑉¯ །། ¯⑉ )
Pi pi pi
Peace! I got a prize,
peering eyes at what I now devise
I’ll overcome my own
Breaking point with my rising hormones
Nada, nada, nada, nada
Not an end to how I
Gotta be, gotta see, gotta feel my mighty
fucking-
Farther, farther, shooting
Farther, farther
Booting up the redacted to
ABCDE F U
But I gotta pace the rhythm
Can’t be going at this bpm
This is all a part of the cycle,
My hormonal mayhem
Hey, hey u up?
Hey, hey, tell me wyd?
Hey, hey, u up? C’mon.. :/
“Cut the crap”
Hey, hey u up?
Hey, hey, tell me wyd?
Hey, hear me out
Could I add you on Snap? xD
Beta Chad Chad Beta Si-Si-Sigma
B-B-Beta Chad Chad Sigma B-B-Beta
Si-Si-Sigma Chad Chad Sigma Sigma
Sigma Beta Chad Chad
Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Sigma
Tell me do you see the way he acts?
We should charge him a Gooner Tax
Gotta go nonzero
End of the line cosine
Hey, I’ll see ya soon!
Good afternoon
Pi pi pi
Peace! I got a prize,
peering eyes at what I now devise
Every amoun-mount of hormones
will drive me crazy in the highs
Kinda, kinda, kinda, kinda
getting closer now I
Wanna be, wanna see, wanna feel your mighty
fucking-
Get it loose I wanna
Shoot the juice you got me
So seduced that I wanna
ABCDE F U
But I gotta halt the fever
Gotta me a reliever
3ing, lubing, puberty’s that time of desire for a man
C O M P L E T E, Complete!