Everyone’s Pretentious & I’m Bored

I'm not gonna do your laundry
No, I'm not gonna clean your room
Not gonna be your fuckin' mommy
'Cause you're afraid to be alone

Baby, I found your diagnosis
So here's a little list
You're codependent, say you're not toxic
And put me through a bunch of toxic shit (bitch)

All bark, no bite
Talkin' shit and wastin' time
Say you wanna change your life
Only when the time is right
All bark, no bite
Out here with these parasites
I'm about to kill the vibe

Everyone's pretentious and I'm bored (bored, bored, bored)
How's it feel to be empty at the core? (Core, core)
I wanna be reckless, I wanna be selfish
I wanna be real and nothing more
Everyone's pretentious and I'm bored (bored), bored

I'm bored of all the fake sad shit and the baggage
When did everybody get so fuckin' dramatic?
Filter's so good, make you wanna get plastic
Call me a bitch, baby, I feel fantastic

Romanticizin' everything, but everything hollow
The industry is fucked and everyone follows
The good news is I just broke out the asylum
And shout out Epic Records, you'll be cryin' tomorrow, ha

All bark, no bite
Talkin' shit and wastin' time
Say you wanna change your life
Only when the time is right
All bark, no bite
Out here with these parasites
I'm about to kill the vibe
(Commit a social suicide)

Everyone's pretentious and I'm bored (bored, bored, bored)
How's it feel to be empty at the core? (Core, core)
I wanna be reckless, I wanna be selfish
I wanna be real and nothin' more
Everyone's pretentious and I'm bored, bored

Bored, bored, bored
Bored, bored, bored

Everyone's pretentious, what's the point?
When the clubs so loud, I can't block out the noise
You're killin' my vibe so fast when you talk like that
And I can't hear my own voice
Everyone's pretentious, I'm annoyed

Hm-mmm-mm