World’s Best Ex-Girlfriend

All of your friends say they're gonna miss me
Even your mom said she would've picked me
If she didn't have a stupid son
I probably would've been the one

'Cause if I'm a 10 you're a five on a good day
Never even thought you were hot in the first place
I gave your ugly ass a chance
'Cause I thought you were a better man

I'm not there but I'm not gone
Good luck moving on 'cause baby I'm the
World's best ex-girlfriend
No, you're never gonna forget me
Until both we're dead
Oh you know I'm gonna haunt your dreams
Wherever you go, I'll be in your head
Making sure you never fall in love again
World's best ex-girlfriend

I'm the one that got away, I'm your worst regret
When you add the double d's, that's a triple threat
Now every girl you ever date
Is sleeping in the bed I made

'Cause I'm not just funny, I'm smart and hot
Just look what you lost
'Cause baby I'm the

World's best ex-girlfriend
No, you're never gonna forget me
Until we're both dead
Oh you know I'm gonna haunt your dreams
Wherever you go, I'll be in your head
Making sure you never fall in love again
World's best ex-girlfriend

I can do better, that's a fact
If you thought you'd do better, you're a maniac
This song's so catchy 'cause I'm a catch
If you hear it on the radio I hope you crack

World's best ex-girlfriend
No, you're never gonna forget me
Until we're both dead
Oh you know I'm gonna haunt your dreams
Wherever you go, I'll be in your head
Making sure you never fall in love again
Worlds best ex-girlfriend
I'm the World's best ex-girlfriend