Mr. Chevy Celebrity

[Verse 1]

Well, I thought all my friends were sane

Then I met this kid in the fourth grade

"Let's go throw rocks

Through the neighbor's windows!"

I never wanted to go

He would always make me

He would always make me

[Pre-Chorus]

I wanna know what you were thinking

I wanna know what you were drinking

[Chorus]

Mark Cruce, whoa-oh

Have another drink

Mark Cruce, whoa-oh

He's the guy passing out and crashing on your couch

Mark Cruce, have another drink

Mark Cruce, whoa-oh

He's the guy pissing in the front yard of your house

Mark Cruce

[Verse 2]

Through the years, not a whole lot's changed

How 'bout that party where

You stole the beer tap

Off some burnout's keg, yeah

I really hope that you know

I almost got my ass beat

Almost got my ass beat

[Pre-Chorus]

I wanna know what you were thinking

I wanna know what you were drinking

[Chorus]

Mark Cruce, whoa-oh

Have another drink

Mark Cruce, whoa-oh

He's the guy with the bat that took your mailbox out

Mark Cruce, have another drink

Mark Cruce, whoa-oh

Setting fire to bags of shit outside your neighbor's house

Mark Cruce, have another drink

Mark Cruce, whoa-oh

Have another drink

Mark Cruce, whoa-oh

Yeah, have another drink

Fuck you, whoa-oh

Have another drink

Mark Cruce, whoa-oh