No Feet Skit

[Skit: Kevin Hart, Jacob Latimore ]

Don't you got an English test today?

I already speak English

Okay. Well go ahead. You got it figured out

Hey, hey! Before you go, let's play this out. Okay?

You go with them, you get drunk

How long before you drop out?

I give it a week

So now you're 17 year old wino

When you're a wino, you do what wino do best

You're going to jail. Once, twice

Third time you get a hard judge

Judge gives you two choices

You got jail, you got the army

Which one you going to take?

Army ain't so bad

You're right, it's not

Except you forgot about one thing. War!

So now you're in Afghanistan

You know what they got in Afghanistan? Landmines!

Boom! You got no legs

So now what happens? You're right back here

You're in the streets, but let's remember, you got no diploma, you got no feet, you got no job

That means you're back at the liquor store getting drunk all damn day

Now that you're drunk all day, you try to steal because you don't have a job, but your stealing ain't going too good because you can't run

You know why you can't run? 'Cause you got no feet!

Now you're stuck living in a refrigerator box

Here's the bad thing. You're lonely, you in a gutter, and you're legless

Is that what you want, huh?