Indie Boi

[Verse 1]

I hope you choke on the cigarettes you don’t even like

I hope your fingers bleed next time that you write

On that typewriter that you bring to the bar

On the back of your bike, 'cause you don’t have a car

[Verse 2]

I hope your dad cuts you off from the family money

So you can be as broke as you’re pretending to be

You’ll have to get a real job cause you can’t pay your rent

With your super deep poems that nobody’s read

[Chorus]

Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh)

Indie boy, how did you get so cool?

Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh)

Indie boy, wish I could be like you

[Verse 3]

You think you’rе so romantic reading Jane Austen

You’rе a better actor than Johnny Depp

Might be good at talking, but you’re bad in bed

Only way you’ll see me naked is inside your head

[Chorus]

Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh)

Indie boy, how did you get so cool?

Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh)

Indie boy, wish I could be like you

Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh)

Indie boy, how did you get so cool?

(Wish I could be like you, wish I could be-be-be wi

Wish I could be like you)

Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh)

Indie boy, wish I could be like you

[Verse 1]

I hope you choke on the cigarettes you don’t even like

I hope your fingers bleed next time that you write

On that typewriter that you bring to the bar

On the back of your bike, 'cause you don’t have a car

[Outro]

Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh) (Uh-oh)

Indie boy, how did you get so cool?

Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh) (Oh, oh, oh)

Indie boy, wish I could be like you