Fake Plastic Trees

[Verse 1]

Her green plastic watering can

She bought for her rubber plant

In the fake plastic earth

She bought from a rubber man

In a town full of rubber plans

To get rid of itself

[Chorus 1]

It wears her out, it wears her out

It wears her out, it wears her out

[Verse 2]

She lives with a broken man

A cracked polystyrene man

Who just crumbles and burns

He used to do surgery

For girls in the eighties

But gravity always wins

[Chorus 2]

It wears him out, it wears him out

It wears him out, it wears him out

[Verse 3]

She looks like the real thing

She tastes like the real thing

My fake plastic girl

But I can't fight the feeling

I'd just blow through the ceiling

If I just turn and run

[Chorus 3]

It wears me out, it wears me out

It wears me out, it wears me out

[Outro]

If I could be who you wanted

If I could be who you wanted

All the time

All the time