Hell

Welcome back to hell, boy, where the heck you been?

Thought you'd get here sooner, son, due to the shape you're in

You're one sorry s.o.b., your life turned out all wrong

Welcome back to hell, boy, been away too long

Welcome back to hell, boy, heaven's out of reach

It's much hotter here than there, hence that figure of speech

No need to dread the devil though, him you don't have to fear

He spends all his time on earth, recruiting for down here

Welcome back to hell, boy, you been here before

After your last lifetime you came through this very door

You burned for an eternity - didn't last that long

Then you got another body, then again you got it all wrong

(Banjo/Mandolin Solos)

Welcome back to hell, boy, we can use another man

We're forming a softball team, that's our hellish plan

Hitler's pitchin', Stalin's catchin', ol' Pol Pot's playin' third

Milosevic'll be at short - he's quick or so we heard

Welcome back to hell, boy, no there's no turning back

You can't undo the wrong you done, you can't pick up that slack

Dante spent some time down here, Orpheus did too

Both of 'em got the hell out of here - Lord knows what'll happen to you

Welcome back to hell, boy, make yourself to home

Pick yourself a circle son, have a little roam around

Next time you get a body maybe you might take a care

But if you don't, don't worry son, because you're always welcome here