What Shoe Size

[Verse 1]

Well I feel like a schmuck

Goin' out like a bum

Out into the rain

While you twiddle your thumb

I go down a pantry [pride?]

To get your midnight snack

You said I got the wrong brand, babe

And you sent me back

Yeah, you send me back

[Chorus]

What size shoe, baby

Would I have to wear

To make you oh-so happy?

To be oh-so snazzy?

What size shoe?

[Verse 2]

Well I know that you're right

And I know that you're smart

I know you wear that dress

Just to break my heart

Yeah, you do it all the time

Just to make a scene

In the middle of the market

Meat, cheese, and greens

[Chorus]

What size shoe, baby

Would I have to wear

To make you oh-so happy?

To be oh-so snazzy?

What size shoe?

[Bridge]

Ain't this the United States?

Ain't this the United States?

I got somethin' to say

I got somethin' to say

Ain't this the home of the brave?

Ain't this the United States, babe?

[Chorus]

What size shoe, baby

Would I have to wear

To make you oh-so happy?

To be oh-so snazzy?

[Chorus]

What size shoe, baby

Would I have to wear

To make you oh-so happy?

To be oh-so snazzy?

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