Macklemore | Funk Flex | #Freestyle073

[Verse]

I went from backpack rap, I thought that was the ceiling

Never thought my underground ass would touch a million

Wrist two tone looking like a fucking penguin

And tell PETA, yes, this is a plush chinchilla

I said woo

Being modest, Funk Flex the bomb threat

The music department rejected me in college

So shout out to my alma mater

You know I got a couple Grammies that y'all can borrow

Nah nah

I'm still winning, I'm still any, they still envy

Still directing fans, no labels trying to steal pennies

The white walls clean as hell and they still spinning

Still buying bootleg shit, this isn't real Fendi

I pop off, get topped off

My watch got us looking like bath salts, the bezel is cracked rocks

I wrote the playbook, no time to coach mascots

Get your ass out of here, that goes for all of y'all

Go politic at Comic Con, homie, knock it off

Got my own kid to raise, you are not my job

Mamase, mamamakusa, bumping Chaka Khan

The other day, and another dollar in my pocket y'all

Who told you I was falling off?

They lied to you, oh I'm booboo? No, not at all

I hit your city and get litty, hoo, problem solved

And throw a party with some cougars and some soccer moms

The champ, I come through, I slide through, I slam doors

Bench press arenas, and slam journeys, and dance sports

Crash course, the whip looking like transformers

Now I'm heading home 'cause Family Matters just ask Laura

Drop another one, oh my God, hold applause

Wanna kick you while you're on your way up, they so Solange

My compadres eating empanadas, all my folks is on

On the autobahn, pushing Maseratis like old cars

I'm so hot, I'm so damn hot could holler at the stars

Probably could have fucked a couple, kept my Johnson in my drawers

Don't want to box with God, competition? Not at all

Take my shirt off, take my rings off, and I holler World Star!

Tweet that link, you get DDT

Mollywhop your squad, BBD

Back in school I used to dream about this job, TNT

RIP Craig Sager, that's my fucking dog

And my suit game vintage, so Magic Don Juan

Hold up, if Jay or Ye is Jordan, and Kendrick is LeBron

And Drake is Westbrook, and Durant is Big Sean

That means that Cole is Curry, and Eminem is Bird

I'm not playing in the league to sit behind Dirk

I said, one ring?

Fuck that, I'm on my third

This is unseen, bust past rapping on first

I had one dream, to travel around the earth

With a 16, turn an arena into a church

Now can I preach to 'em, Flex?

They said one hit wonder, yeah?

Five platinum hits later, yes

And Gemini September 22, yes