heartbreak honeymoon

This song is for the boy who played me
Here's our breakup
I never got to say
Here are all the things you gave me
While we were dating
Alphabetically arranged

A is for All your halfed Ass Apologies
B is for Breaking up at my Birthday party
Couldn't I C that I would be Catching you
Cheating on me

D is for Drunk
And Dialing me to Drive you home
E is for Evidence I found on your phone
So Fuck you for making me feel like a Goddamn fool
Oh

Goodbye to the Guy I knew
Hello Heartbreak Honeymoon
I'm more Interested In me
Jokes on you and your Jealousy
Oh

This song is for the boy who kissed me
Hope you're listening
Learn your ABC's
Never thought I'd catch you cheating
Gave me 26 reasons
You're alphabetically deranged

K is for Karma, for Kissing him in front of me
L is for Lying, saying "I Love you I'LL never Leave"
You're Mistaken if you think you can Manipulate Me
One more time

N is Naive to Never Notice your Narcissism
O for I'm moving Onto Optimism
Played me like a Puppet but I'm Pulling out my strings
Oh

Quit your crying you're Quite a fool
I'm Restarting with someone new
This Story of us is written woefully
Fuck you and your XYZ's
Oh

Sicko psycho now that I know
Gonna get revenge
Lie here, light your bed on fire
It's in my defence

Heartbreak, mistakes, fucking insane
Bottled up my tears
Heartache, betrayed, aren't you afraid
My love is your fear

I hope you've learned your ABC's
Of all the things you did to me
Learn to love myself from your deceit
Happy ending to this sad story