I Never Said I Was Deep

I love your body because I've lost my mind

If you want someone to talk to, you're wasting your time

If you want somebody to share your life, you might need somebody who is alive

And if every relationship's a two-way street, I have been screwing in the back whilst you drive

I never said I was deep, but I am profoundly shallow

My lack of knowledge is vast, and my horizons are narrow

I never said I was big, never said that I was clever

So if you're waiting to find what's going on in my mind, you will be waiting forever

I can dance until the end of the night because I'm scared of the dark

Guess I have to confess, I'm out of my depth

You're going over my head and straight through my heart

[Kazoo solo]

Some mothers like to play it dirty, and then others want to be your mum

But me? I disrespected you, I disrespected you while we were waiting for the taxi to come

My morality is shabby, my behavior's unacceptable

No, I'm not looking for a relationship, no, no, just a willing receptacle

I never said I was

I never said I was

I never said I was deep, but I am profoundly shallow

My lack of knowledge is vast, and my horizons are narrow, narrow

I never said I was big, I never said that I was clever

So if you're waiting to find what's going on in my mind, you will be waiting forever, and ever

I never said I was deep, but I am profoundly shallow

My lack of knowledge is vast, oh, my horizons are narrow, so narrow

I never said I was deep, I never said that I was clever...