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Death to the ladies first, then the gentlemen
All sorts of tax-free-face-lift-abortions-nervous-break-dance
Satanic girls gone wild, truly fucking suicidal

First, you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it
First, you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it

It's arma-goddamn-mother-fuckin-geddon
Fuck, eat, kill. Now do it again
It's arma-goddamn-mother-fuckin-geddon
Fuck, eat, kill. Etcetera

First, you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it
It's arma-goddamn-mother-fuckin-geddon

I've got a black eye of a soul
My morals in a hole, I wish I was still dead
But the TV said it's a "tropical depression"
Pointless intervention, legal separation
Call my dealer or my lawyer
"We've got a situation"

First, you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it
First, you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it

It's arma-goddamn-mother-fuckin-geddon
Fuck, eat kill. Now do it again
It's arma-goddamn-mother-fuckin-geddon
Fuck, eat, kill. Etcetera

Is it the news? Or is it the noose?
Results may vary, side effects are very
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It's arma-goddamn-mother-fuckin-geddon
Fuck, eat, kill. Now do it again
It's arma-goddamn-mother-fuckin-geddon
Fuck, eat, kill. Etcetera

Fuck the goddamn TV and the radio
Fuck making hits. I'm taking credit for the death toll
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It's Arma-goddamn-mother-fuckin-geddon
It's Arma-goddamn-mother-fuckin-geddon