Typical College Party

[Verse1]

I was chillin' up in a party

Not even lookin' for nobody

Not fadin' those with no body

But came this one with a body

My flesh wanted to mess

Lower bones pressed on my chest

It was so obvious it's a test

Devil wearin' a dress

Was this really worth it

She was walkin with no skeleton

Winkin' Walkin' Weighin' Me

Claimin she could scale a ten

Noticed I was tall

And she still claimed

That she could scale a ten

[Verse2]

All this I had to mention

So you could understand temptation

Girls blind to who's running game

Well check who's steady lacin....up

Approachin you up...um

Please don't let him down

Cause if you were down

You would let him get a touch then down

Then you go from a noun

To the, talk of the town

Spittin verbage, bout your

Swervege as he gives his

Dog a pound

Aw man, and that is a

[Hook]

Typical college party

Hey, hey, that is a

Typical college- you know what?

That's too long of a hook, it's too complicated

I'm just gonna go in on college parties, like, check it

Freestyle

[Freestyle]

So y'all be joking on me talking bout I ain't hip, see

I'm the dumb one, you walk in groups in 50

Everybody stops and thinking y'all up to no good

And y'all just gotta make all noise so they know you're so hood

And y'all bumrush the parties and start to tap girls

Then you do this thing and then you smack yourself in [?]

Like "Yo can you feel that? Is that Novacane?

Please play my song, could you play Make It Rain?" Why?

I can't breathe cause it's so hot in here

Sound system's wack cause there's too many people in here

Sound can't get through

I can't get through

We can't even move

We can't even groove

Like what's the point of this? It's in the same place

And, wait you tryna charge me?

You tryna charge me for a party like it's some kind of club

And we squished like some bugs

And we just all some thugs cause we just push around

And we play all those crunk songs

We play all these hype songs

Then girls try to twerk and everybody's like "that's the wrong song"

Typical college party, seriously

It's like shut down by 1:30

Or shut down by 2:30

And it's barely worth it

Cause we hot and we ain't get to jerk with a friend yeah

I hope y'all know now, that that is a typical college party

Shout outs to Scotland dorm, best first semester of college you could give a brother

But second semester no typical college parties, feel me

Shout outs to Clarence though

[Sax Solo]