Martini Me Fatso

Lyrics from live performance

[Verse 1]

Martini me fatso, I can't die

I’m kicking up your dollhouse

Furniture's falling out into the sky

Martini me fatso

[Verse 1]

Martini me fatso, I can't die

I’m kicking up your dollhouse

Furniture's falling out into the sky

Martini me fatso

[Refrain]

I can't die (I can't die)

I can't die (I can't die)

I can't die (I can't die)

[Verse 2]

Pick up a tiny bed, and call me with your mouth, please

I'm running away from icecapading murderers

Pick up a tiny bed, and call me with your mouth, please

I'm running away from icecapading murderers

[Chorus]

'Cause Monica's my baby, and I keep her in my pocket wrapped in wax

'Cause Monica's my baby, and I keep her in my pocket wrapped in wax

[Refrain]

I can't die (I can't die)

I can't die (I can't die)

I can't die (I can't die)

[Bridge]

You say I'm a numb skull

With the soul of a fly

And the brain of a baseball

I guess I wanna know

Why, why do you toy with me?

I guess I wanna know

Why, why do you toy with me?

[Verse 1]

Martini me fatso, I can't die

I'm kicking up your dollhouse

Furniture's falling out into the sky

Martini me fatso

[Chorus]

'Cause Monica's my baby, and I keep her in my pocket wrapped in wax

'Cause Monica's my baby, and I keep her in my pocket wrapped in wax

[Post-Chorus]

Wrapped in wax (Ah-ah-ah-ah)

Wrapped in wax (Ah-ah-ah-ah)

Wrapped in wax (Ah-ah-ah-ah)

Wrapped in wax

[Chorus]

'Cause Monica's my baby, and I keep her in my pocket wrapped in wax

'Cause Monica's my baby, and I keep her in my pocket wrapped in wax

[Post-Chorus]

Wrapped in wax

Wrapped in wax (Ah-ah-ah-ah)

Wrapped in wax (Ah-ah-ah-ah)

Wrapped in wax (Ah-ah-ah-ah)

Wrapped in wax (Ah-ah-ah-ah)

Wrapped in wax (Ah-ah-ah-ah)

Wrapped in wax (Ah-ah-ah-ah)

Wrapped in wax (Ah-ah-ah-ah)

Wrapped in wax (Ah-ah-ah-ah)

[Outro]

I can't die (Ah-ah-ah-ah)

I can't die (Ah-ah-ah-ah)

I can't die (Ah-ah-ah-ah)

I can't die