Live From Death Row

[Verse 1: Busdriver]

Yeah, I killed him

But couldn't debate the charges that I should be held against

[...] self-dense

Tried to insult my gene pool over a pinball machine pool

Like we were in pre-school

So I slashed his throat with a 12-inch

And cooked his blood entrails in a sauce pan

I thought it was socially acceptable to kill people who you disagree with offhand

So why I should be jailed after?

I at least kill a person a week

[... ] to star in the black version of Grease

My lawyer says it's due my troubled past

I'm a byproduct of interbreeding

Whosе parents soothe my [...] crucifix splinters whеn teething

I may be dumb but I'm not crazy

[...] liver bleeding

Nothing says love like genital warts and [...] remakes

[...]

My last meal chopped liver and a chocolate chip cookie

At least I won't die on an empty stomach

[Verse 2: MC Paul Barman]

Death row

C.O. said, "Let's go"

My soul'll get dough in escrow

Last supper?

I'll have what Christ had

Write kites to my seeds of advice like a nice dad

Whites worth twice the lice on a rice pad

Funny what guarantees people's protection

Would I prefer gas chamber or lethal injection?

Go kiss the nuts right beneath his erection

Spare me

Ya buggin like Mary Mary

S'is state execution or hari-kari coo-coo seppuku?

Should I dance maybe down the hall in a tutu?

File say I got the IQ of stew

Shrug off a handler like shoulders got antlers

Outfoxed, more oxes than cattle ranchers

Boogedeh boogedeh

This beat is meshugenah

Don't know? Look it up

Like a court-ordered attorney

Strapped in a gurney

Squirming but shackles hold me back firmly

Cuffed in the stall

Got nothin nice to say, say nothin at all

Sodium Pentathol's a sedative

I may look asleep yet the dead'll still live

IV flushed with saline then paralyzing agent

Ensures breathing and muscle failing

IV flushed again then Potassium Chloride

Welcome to hell. I'll be your tour guide

Last thought as my lungs fill with blood:

Life begins at the moment you're loved