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mclusky – Alan Is a Cowboy Killer (2002) | Track profile | Dork

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mclusky Do Dallas
Alan Is a Cowboy Killer

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Alan Is a Cowboy Killer

Release date: 25th February 2002

From mclusky Do Dallas

Track 11

4:10

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"Alan Is a Cowboy Killer" is a single by mclusky, from the album mclusky Do Dallas, released 25th February 2002. The track is 4:10 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about mclusky.

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Lyrics

Alan Is a Cowboy Killer

Pull up my pants
Now the camera crew has gone
In your statement to the police
Tell them how you turned me on

But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
When you were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned on

Alan is a cowboy killer

Take up tai chi
Now your favorite pet has died
We had crazy fucking times
Till her visa card expired

But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
When you were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned on

Alan is a cowboy killer

Wipe up his mess
Pay your fluffers by the yard
How you're paying for your peace
How you're paying for your peace

But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
When you were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned on

That Alan is a cowboy killer
That Alan is a cowboy killer
That Alan is a cowboy killer

Alan is a cowboy killer

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Track details

From mclusky Do Dallas

4:102002Single

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Album

mclusky Do Dallas

25th February 2002

Track number

11

Release year

2002

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