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mclusky – Reformed Arsonist Seeks Child Bride (2006) | Track profile | Dork

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Reformed Arsonist Seeks Child Bride

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Reformed Arsonist Seeks Child Bride

Release date: 27th February 2006

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"Reformed Arsonist Seeks Child Bride" is a track by mclusky, from the album mcluskyism, released 27th February 2006. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about mclusky.

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Lyrics

Reformed Arsonist Seeks Child Bride

Selling sex to kids can fuck you up

It can, oh yes it can

Selling sex to kids on national television

Yeah, yeah

The mother on the right said right, right

The fiends down the hallway went left, left

The man in the middle isn't really sure

You need to work late now the kids are older

80 new pairs for an Indian summer

80 new pairs in the usual color

80 new pairs in the usual color

If you can't grow up, then take care this Christmas

Take care this Christmas

Take care this Christmas

Take care this Christmas

Take care this Christmas

Take care this Christmas

Take care this Christmas

Take care this Christmas

Selling sex to kids can fuck you up

It can, oh yes it can

Selling sex to kids on national television

Yeah, yeah

The mother on the right said right, right

The fiends down the hallway went left, left

The man in the middle isn't really sure

You need to work late now the kids are older

80 new pairs for an Indian summer

80 new pairs in the usual color

80 new pairs in the usual color

If you can't grow up, take care this Christmas

Take care this Christmas

Take care this Christmas

Take care this Christmas

Take care this Christmas

Take care this Christmas

Take care this Christmas

Take care this Christmas

Take care this Christmas

Take care

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

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Track details

From mcluskyism

2006

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Album

Release year

2006

—No Covers
—Provincial Song
—The All Encompassing Positive
—Dave, Stop Killing Prostitutes
—The London Whine Company
—Here Comes Joe
—Balbo's Theme
—Colour March
—Comeuppance, Come
—Bipolar Bears Take Manhattan
—See Them, Smell Them, Sign Them
—Reformed Arsonist Seeks Child Bride
—Rope!
—Be Average To Eachother
—Open Season
—Working From Home
—The Difference Between Me And You Is That I'm Not On Fire
—Lost Consonants
—Love Song For A Mexican
—Why I Don't Believe In You
—Viva Minor Legends
—The Gift Of Slight
—Random Celebrity Insult Generator

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Welsh band mclusky announce May release of 'The World Is Still Here and So Are We', their first album since 2004.

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