He Made Me Do It

Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth
And nothin' but the truth, so help you God?

He made me do it
I took my red bottom heel and I threw it
He 'bout lost his eye, I 'bout lost my mind
Putting up with his lies

My daddy woulda killed him
Momma woulda dug the grave
If they knew what he was doin'
Running 'round with what's-her-name
I'm not asking for forgiveness
I don't need to beat the charge
But believe me, he's still breathing
(Hm) Your Honor, he got off easy

He made me do it
Yep, that shattered glass, spray paint, lit it on fire, he's stupid
For thinking he could just come home and put his lips on mine
After being with her all night

My daddy woulda killed him
Momma woulda dug the grave
If they knew what he was doin'
Running 'round with what's-her-name
I'm not asking for forgiveness
I don't need to beat the charge
But believe me, he's still breathing
Your Honor, he got off easy

Love makes you crazy, so do cheating men
He made me do it and I'd do it again
Love makes you crazy, so do cheating men
He made me do it and I'd do it again
Love makes you crazy, so do cheating men
He made me do it and I'd do it again
Again and again

And my daddy woulda killed him
Momma woulda dug the grave
If they knew what he was doin'
Running 'round with what's-her-name
I'm not asking for forgiveness
I don't need to beat the charge
But believe me he's still breathing
Your Honor, he got off easy

Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
(Ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh)
He made me do it
And I'd do it again