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Melanie Baker
Somebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!
Why Would I Want To Be Just Like You?

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Why Would I Want To Be Just Like You?

Release date: 4th March 2026

From Somebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!

Track 5

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From Somebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!

2026

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Somebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!

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2026

1AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
2Sad Clown
2:53
3HAHA!
3:18
4Bored
2:19

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Melanie Baker — HAHA! (from Somebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!) [3:18]
Melanie Baker — My Head Fell Off Last Night (from Somebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!)
Melanie Baker — Cabin Fever (from Somebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!)
Melanie Baker — Real Life (from Somebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!) [3:03]
Melanie Baker — Slugs (from Somebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!)
Melanie Baker — City Strange (from Somebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!)
Melanie Baker — You’ll Get Better (from Somebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!)
Melanie Baker — Bye Bye, Loser Blues (from Somebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!)
Melanie Baker — AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! (from Somebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!)
Melanie Baker — Sad Clown (from Somebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!) [2:53]
Melanie Baker — Bored (from Somebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!) [2:19]
Melanie Baker — Love is for Losers (from Burnout Baby - EP) [4:01]
Melanie Baker — Double Decker Death Machine (from Burnout Baby - EP) [3:52]
Melanie Baker — I don't cry like I used to (from Burnout Baby - EP) [3:18]
Melanie Baker — All My Plants Have Died (from Burnout Baby - EP) [3:45]
Melanie Baker — This Won't Be Pretty (from Burnout Baby - EP) [1:48]
Melanie Baker — Waiting List (from Burnout Baby - EP) [4:34]
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All My Plants Have DiedBurnout Baby - EP
3:45
BoredSomebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!
2:19
Bye Bye, Loser BluesSomebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!
Cabin FeverSomebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!
City StrangeSomebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!
Double Decker Death MachineBurnout Baby - EP
3:52
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3:18
I don't cry like I used toBurnout Baby - EP
3:18

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Melanie Baker is making sense of it all... sort of

Melanie Baker is making sense of it all... sort of

On her debut album ‘Somebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!’, Newcastle artist Melanie Baker turns identity and everyday disasters into euphoric alt-rock.

Apr 10, 2026 • 2:59 PM

Melanie Baker has let loose with ‘HAHA!’ ahead of debut album ‘Somebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!’

Melanie Baker has let loose with ‘HAHA!’ ahead of debut album ‘Somebody Help Me, I’m Being Spontaneous!’

UK headline tour kicks off 10th April in Newcastle.

Mar 5, 2026 • 9:57 PM

5Why Would I Want To Be Just Like You?

7My Head Fell Off Last Night

10Bye Bye, Loser Blues

12You’ll Get Better