I met a man who sold a crystal rope
He said to wear it when the sun went down
'Cause in the day it would be beautiful
But blinding all the same
I met a doctor with a bad degree
He got a knife to try out surgery
In the end he said he'd rather that he never know
I got reason to believe
It's not like the way it seems
I met a woman with a broken arm
She said, "This cast will get you anything"
I took the test, got turned around
And back again, I'm lost
I got reason to believe
It's not like the way it seems
I got reason to believe
It's not like the way it seems
I got reason to believe
It's not like the way it seems
I got reason to believe
It's not like the way it seems