Dogecoin Cypher

[Intro]

So, this is the Dogecoin video you've been waiting for

Especially if you haven't been following along complete in 2020

And of course, you've heard about it being bought by people like Elon Musk and on TikTok

But if you're like me, you probably thought this was a dead project, right?

When I looked closer, I discovered that, boy, was I wrong!

[Verse 1: Big Dimp]

I'll steal your Dogecoin, then I steal your shoes

Punched a guy so hard he look like Blue's Clues

Wall Street smells like poo poos

They are all gay and wear tutus

Dogecoin made mе rich, now I look like an ATM

Already spent a thousand dollars today, and I'll do it again

Pеople are so dumb saying Dogecoin is a scam

I'm the only scamming scammer here, so I'll scam you my friend

People out here really think I don't wear socks

No one's ever said that, so I just scammed you, bam!

"How many Dogecoin you got?" I got a gram

Smoking Wall Street pack and it taste like shit

[Verse 2: N3KO]

Money in my pockets, oh yeah, I just made a lotta bands

Choppa is gon' shoot, bless you and your motherfucking mans

I'm the big dog, you a little tiny puppy

I'm with your bitch and she trying to fuck me

I'mma say no because that hoe is ugly

I just made like 2 billion off Dogecoin, bruh, come fuck with me

Aye, no cap, for real, I really did make that much off Dogecoin, bruh

[Verse 3: Jumbudrif]

D-D-Doge gave me the sack like it's Goldman

Shit drop below 3 cents and I'm still fuckin' holding

Got his address and his bitch ass is folding

300 on Dogecoin, you'd think I was bowling

I got the bag and I'm not gonna fumble

2021, I'ma keep hedge funds humble

Dudes AAPL, that shit wobble

Doubled my money, now I'll burst the bubble

[Verse 4: Serotogen]

Call me Jumbudrif the way I have a shit mic

Stole yo' girlfriend, now we take a hike

I just stole my lil' cousin's bike

With yo' girl, she so dream-like

See a dumb tweet, I'mma dislike

My uncle's name is Mike

I can't think of anything else to rhyme with Mike, I'mma let the beat do the rest

[Verse 5: Dynastic]

I-I-I-I just scammed you, scammed you

Look at what the bands do

XDG, bought that shit .02

I got 50 US in the chain like multi

I got 604 in the bank, D-O-G

Try and touch my dog and I'll dox, dox, dox (Dox, dox)

I don't need Robinhood, fuck the stocks, stocks, stocks (Stocks, stocks)

No FCC gonna bite me

Got a shiba inu on the chain, wanna fight me

[Verse 6: nari]

Mask on my face, weapons in my place (Pew, pew)

A hundred million coins in my fucking dollar range

I got Dogecoins, so I'm never getting paid (Nah)

I'ma hold 'til I fold, and I'm laughing to the bank (Ha)

I got liquidated, hesitated on the stock exchange (-Change, -change, -change)

Focused up on AMC, the GME is goin 'cray

I'm losing money, it ain't funny

I'ma go up out of my way (Way, way)

Dap up Robinhood before I run 'em out the fucking way

[Verse 7: betelgeuse]

Baking sweet potatoes while I'm rolling up some wood

Angel bitch on my dick, yeah, you know she suck me good

Lil' Dogecoin

Yeah, I'm getting to these racks

Cooking pancakes in the kitchen 'cause you know I got the stacks

Like it's IHOP

Fuck your girl till her eye pop

Big Wock', sipping on this cup like a cough drop

Wall Street motherfuckers look like Paul Blart from Mall Cop

Get your opp, crop his head, yeah

Call it Photoshop, uh

Erase his ass like a pencil

Talk shit 'bout Dogecoin, leave you outlined in stencil, yeah

You want the smoke? You can have it

Scammed a banker ass, took his racks for a rabbit, call it magic

Pull up on Wall Street, wreakin' havoc

Hundred-round drum, let it dump, yeah, it's spazzin'

Fully automatic, whole gang on your ass

Dogecoin fuck you up, leave your stock market crashed, bitch

[Verse 8: thayerperiod]

I just hit a lick in Dark Souls 3 (It's the best game)

Chopped off his arm and then stole his fucking kidney (I fucking did)

Sold that shit on the black market, you know that's not cheap (It's not cheap)

I got lots of clothes, people just give 'em to me for free (I have zero dollars)

I just took a sledgehammer and smashed his fucking knee (Smashed him in the head)

Please don't listen to the lyrics, you know it's not that deep (Seriously, don't)

Sold 50 pounds of snow and it's not the kind you use to ski (No, it's not)

Talk down on me and I'll make you fucking bleed (Blam, blam)

[Verse 9: BEG!]

(BEG!)

I stack up on Dogecoins, you a little broke boy

I stack up on Dogecoins, you a little broke boy

(Broke boy, boy)

I-I-I-I get money unethically, bitch, I'm goin' to hell

I'm on top of the world, like the tower of Babel

I got hella racks in my Dickies

And it smells like gas in my black tee

Pull up in a double R (R)

Dogecoin stocks got me goin' far

She suck on my balls and jerk off my dick

Pop a molly in my Snapple real quick

That shit look just like Ramune

Goin' to 85°C blasted, that’s the perfect day

RBIM, Dogecoin investor, bitch, I feel like Robin Hood

And the method so easy, just tap in to Robinhood

[Verse 10: HampsterMouth]

(H-H-H-H-HampsterMouth)

Bitch, I got Dogecoin, my money is stacking

Using this money to buy stocks, I’m not slacking

I put $25 in, that shit turn to $60

I don’t rent cars, I don’t need Thrifty

Thank you Dogecoin, for getting me riches

Thank you Dogecoin, for getting me bitches

I went from rags to riches

I got a maid now, I don’t do dishes

[Verse 11: Judas]

I needed some shit with a dog in it (Yuh)

Can't leave me alone for a hot minute (Coin)

Just got a new chain with a block in it (Y-Y-)

Altcoin, got paid, then I'm off with it (Yuh)

One day, that bubble gonna burst

Off with the profit, left in the dirt (Shit)

God doesn't let the rich into heaven

It's up in a jet, then back to the Earth (Earth)

Sorry about your assets, they got burnt

Out before the crash hits, they won't learn

Economic tactics? It's my turn

Bitch, this market shit ain't CERN

I know it's down right now, but soon you know, it's up again

So I put all my money into (Dogecoin)

[Verse 12: slushh]

Smoking on that Dogecoin pack, it got me floating

("Aye slushh, you think it gon' hit 1 dollar?") Shit, I'm hoping

I just stole some Reddit gold from this crypto bro (Chungus)

I feel like a super dog with this crypto flow

Got all designer clothes from this crypto dough (Goodwill)

No one can tell me shit 'cause there ain't shit that I don't know (I'm a genius)

Elon Musk can suck my dick and I ain't even joking (Fuck you bitch)

Leon Cooperman, too, if your ass can keep on copin'

Bitch go take a shower 'cause you smell like poopie (Dookie)

Ugly ass look like a dog, I'mma call you Snoopy (Woof woof)

'Bout to blow the head off some Wall Street bitch

Tell 'em "don't fuck with slushh", 'cause I put they ass in a ditch

[Outro: Button Maker]

Made a couple hundred bands off the motherfuckin' Dogecoin

I got no money 'cause I spent it all on Dogecoin

About to be rich from this motherfuckin' Dogecoin

(I just made $700k from Dogecoin! Follow me and retweet this and I’m giving away $1000 to 10 lucky people!)

Stop asking me for shit for free!

I got Dogecoin and that's on me

Stop asking me for shit for free!

I got Dogecoin and that's between God and me