Way Too Pretty for Prison

[Verse 1: Miranda Lambert]

They don't have rhinestone ball and chains

Lunch  trays don't come with Chardonnay

The  bars there ain't got boys to buy us drinks

We'd stick out like two bottled blondes

I must admit it don't sound fun

For  fifteen girls to have to share one sink

[Pre-Chorus: Miranda Lambert]

He  cheated, he's a villain

And you know I'd help you kill him

[Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris]

But  we're way too pretty for prison

Hard time ain't our kind of livin'

And I don't want to talk about

The way those jumpsuits wash us out

We're  way too pretty for prison

[Verse 2: Maren Morris]

Antifreeze and Gatorade

Arsenic in his lemonade

Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes

But we ain't gonna do it (She ain't gonna do it)

Yeah, we've been watching too much TV

You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise

But if we ask 'em they'd both agree

We should put him through it (Don't put him through it)

[Pre-Chorus: Maren Morris]

He cheated, he's a villain

So let's hire somebody to kill him

[Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris]

'Cause we're way too pretty for prison

Yeah, hard time ain't our kind of livin'

And I don't want to talk about

The way those jumpsuits wash us out

We're way too pretty for prison

[Post Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris]

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[Bridge: Miranda Lambert & Maren Morris]

Well, the state won't pay for lash extensions

No Sun Tan City, not to mention

That lack of waxing situation

Oh, no

[Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris]

'Cause we're way too pretty for prison

Hard time ain't our kind of livin', no

And I don't wanna talk about

The way those jumpsuits wash us out

We're way too pretty for prison

[Post Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris]

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