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Moore Kismet
the unicorn who believed in love
ur such a JERK!

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ur such a JERK!

Release date: 9th February 2026

From the unicorn who believed in loveTrack 12:30

Dance Music Electronic

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About This Track

"ur such a JERK!" is a track by Moore Kismet, from the album the unicorn who believed in love, released 9th February 2026. The track is 2:30 long. It's filed under Dance. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Moore Kismet

Moore Kismet

Lyrics

ur such a JERK!

(U-u-u-unicorns are the best)
Every time I read the message
I just get more confused
What the fuck do you mean hippos can explode?

You are such a fucking jerk
Act so dumb, make my brain hurt
You are such a fucking jerk
Act so dumb, make my brain hurt
You are such a fucking jerk
Act so dumb, make my brain hurt
You are such a fucking jerk
Act so dumb, make my brain hurt

You are such a fucking jerk
You are such a fucking jerk

You're such a jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, such a
Such a
Such a jerk, such a jerk, jerk, such
Jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, such a
Such a
Such a jerk, such a jerk, jerk
Such a jerk, such a jerk, jerk, such
Such a jerk, such a jerk, jerk, such
Such a jerk, such a jerk

You are such a fucking jerk
Act so dumb, make my brain hurt
You are such a fucking jerk
Act so dumb, make my brain hurt

You are such a fucking jerk
You are such a fucking jerk

You are such a fucking jerk
Act so dumb, make my brain hurt
You are such a fucking jerk
Act so dumb, make my brain hurt

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Track details

From the unicorn who believed in love

2:302026

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Album

the unicorn who believed in love

9th February 2026

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Release year

2026

1ur such a JERK!
2:30
2RIGHT BY UR SIDE! (feat. Courtney Paige Nelson)
3:46
3BUZZING!
4:10

Flourish - EP

2021

Vendetta For Cupid - EP

Vendetta For Cupid - EP

Revenge of the Unicorns - EP

Revenge of the Unicorns - EP

Character - EP

SATURATE YOUR WORLD!

back again!! (re-introduction)SATURATE YOUR WORLD!

come2findSATURATE YOUR WORLD!

1touchSATURATE YOUR WORLD!

RAINBOWFHISHSATURATE YOUR WORLD!

DOWHATUWANT!SATURATE YOUR WORLD!

BITTER! (for the lack of a better word)SATURATE YOUR WORLD!

i kissed all ur friends (feat. Sammi Constantine)SATURATE YOUR WORLD!

WHY2K!SATURATE YOUR WORLD!

hollowmindSATURATE YOUR WORLD!

makeuhappy? (conclusion)SATURATE YOUR WORLD!

I've clearly overstayed my welcome!SATURATE YOUR WORLD!

kk.SATURATE YOUR WORLD!

TEAR U APARTSATURATE YOUR WORLD!

KAAHOSATURATE YOUR WORLD!

PLEASURESATURATE YOUR WORLD!

PLEASURE / RAINBOWFHISH

the laced up theory

Overthinking Out Loud

SURFACEhuemor me - EP

HARNESS (feat. Wavedash)huemor me - EP

HOW 2 BUILD A BETTER BOYhuemor me - EP

NEVER BE LONELYhuemor me - EP

ENERGYhuemor me - EP

getSLAPPED!huemor me - EP

Flourish (Mixed)

Vendetta For Cupid (Mixed)

Call Of The Unicorn [Darby Remix] [Mixed]

WASTELAND [HUKAE REMIX]

three little words

Hold Up (remixes)

Hold Up (Moore Kismet Remix)

See You GoUNIVERSE

I Miss You More Than You ThinkUNIVERSE

Autonomy (feat. Törr)UNIVERSE

Vendetta For Cupid (feat. Tygko)UNIVERSE

WastelandUNIVERSE

See You Go (feat. Courtney Paige Nelson)UNIVERSE

Progress (Interlude)UNIVERSE

Another Year Of Whatever (Prologue)UNIVERSE

Parallel Heartbreak (feat. Pauline Herr)UNIVERSE

Flight of the Superiority Complex (feat. liam ello)UNIVERSE

Call Of The Unicorn (feat. Tasha Baxter)UNIVERSE

FlourishUNIVERSE

I Miss You More Than You Think (feat. Lunamatic)UNIVERSE

Shadow Soldier (feat. Lunamatic)UNIVERSE

JudgmentUNIVERSE

Ultraviolet (feat. COOKIE)UNIVERSE

With All I Have Left (Epilogue)UNIVERSE

Rumor (feat. WYN)UNIVERSE

Parallel Heartbreak

A Wandering Chance

Call of the Unicorn

UltravioletUNIVERSE

FlourishFlourish - EP

Autonomy (feat. Törr)Flourish - EP

QuestFlourish - EP

Ultraviolet (feat. Cookie)Flourish - EP

Rumor (feat. WYN)Vendetta For Cupid - EP

Flight of the Superiority Complex

Shadow Soldier (feat. Lunamatic)Vendetta For Cupid - EP

Vendetta For Cupid

Flight of the Superiority Complex (feat. liam ello)Vendetta For Cupid - EP

Vendetta For Cupid (feat. Tygko)Vendetta For Cupid - EP

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Convulsion TherapyRevenge of the Unicorns - EP

Self - ExpressionRevenge of the Unicorns - EP

They ChangedRevenge of the Unicorns - EP

AdoreRevenge of the Unicorns - EP

DuplexRevenge of the Unicorns - EP

Flair (feat. Momma Kismet)Revenge of the Unicorns - EP

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BreakdownCharacter - EP

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Moore Kismet — WHY2K! (from SATURATE YOUR WORLD!) [4:09]

Moore Kismet — hollowmind (from SATURATE YOUR WORLD!) [3:19]

Moore Kismet — makeuhappy? (conclusion) (from SATURATE YOUR WORLD!) [2:51]

Moore Kismet — I've clearly overstayed my welcome! (from SATURATE YOUR WORLD!) [3:01]

Moore Kismet — kk. (from SATURATE YOUR WORLD!) [3:55]

Moore Kismet — TEAR U APART (from SATURATE YOUR WORLD!) [4:12]

Moore Kismet — KAAHO (from SATURATE YOUR WORLD!) [3:20]

Moore Kismet — PLEASURE (from SATURATE YOUR WORLD!) [3:52]

Moore Kismet — PLEASURE / RAINBOWFHISH

Moore Kismet — the laced up theory

Moore Kismet — Sun Comes Up

Moore Kismet — Overthinking Out Loud

Moore Kismet — OXYGEN

Moore Kismet — SURFACE (from huemor me - EP) [3:59]

Moore Kismet — HARNESS (feat. Wavedash) (from huemor me - EP) [4:30]

Moore Kismet — HOW 2 BUILD A BETTER BOY (from huemor me - EP) [3:18]

Moore Kismet — NEVER BE LONELY (from huemor me - EP) [3:40]

Moore Kismet — ENERGY (from huemor me - EP) [3:39]

Moore Kismet — getSLAPPED! (from huemor me - EP) [3:42]

Moore Kismet — HARNESS

Moore Kismet — Keep My Cool

Moore Kismet — Forte (Mixed)

Moore Kismet — Flourish (Mixed)

Moore Kismet — Vendetta For Cupid (Mixed)

Moore Kismet — Call Of The Unicorn [Darby Remix] [Mixed]

Moore Kismet — Girls On Bread

Moore Kismet — WASTELAND [HUKAE REMIX]

Moore Kismet — Run Away!

Moore Kismet — three little words

Moore Kismet — Forte

Moore Kismet — Hold Up (remixes)

Moore Kismet — Hold Up (Moore Kismet Remix)

Moore Kismet — See You Go (from UNIVERSE)

Moore Kismet — I Miss You More Than You Think (from UNIVERSE)

Moore Kismet — Autonomy (feat. Törr) (from UNIVERSE) [3:03]

Moore Kismet — Vendetta For Cupid (feat. Tygko) (from UNIVERSE) [3:52]

Moore Kismet — Wasteland (from UNIVERSE) [3:03]

Moore Kismet — See You Go (feat. Courtney Paige Nelson) (from UNIVERSE) [4:06]

Moore Kismet — Progress (Interlude) (from UNIVERSE) [3:19]

Moore Kismet — Quest (from UNIVERSE) [3:49]

Moore Kismet — Another Year Of Whatever (Prologue) (from UNIVERSE) [2:56]

Moore Kismet — Parallel Heartbreak (feat. Pauline Herr) (from UNIVERSE) [3:22]

Moore Kismet — Flight of the Superiority Complex (feat. liam ello) (from UNIVERSE) [5:08]

Moore Kismet — Call Of The Unicorn (feat. Tasha Baxter) (from UNIVERSE) [3:11]

Moore Kismet — Flourish (from UNIVERSE) [4:03]

Moore Kismet — I Miss You More Than You Think (feat. Lunamatic) (from UNIVERSE) [3:43]

Moore Kismet — Shadow Soldier (feat. Lunamatic) (from UNIVERSE) [3:42]

Moore Kismet — Judgment (from UNIVERSE) [5:14]

Moore Kismet — Ultraviolet (feat. COOKIE) (from UNIVERSE) [3:37]

Moore Kismet — With All I Have Left (Epilogue) (from UNIVERSE) [4:36]

Moore Kismet — Rumor (feat. WYN) (from UNIVERSE) [4:39]

Moore Kismet — Hold Up

Moore Kismet — Parallel Heartbreak

Moore Kismet — A Wandering Chance

Moore Kismet — Call of the Unicorn

Moore Kismet — Ultraviolet (from UNIVERSE)

Moore Kismet — Flourish (from Flourish - EP) [4:03]

Moore Kismet — Autonomy (feat. Törr) (from Flourish - EP) [3:03]

Moore Kismet — Quest (from Flourish - EP) [3:49]

Moore Kismet — Ultraviolet (feat. Cookie) (from Flourish - EP) [3:37]

Moore Kismet — Autonomy

Moore Kismet — Rumor (feat. WYN) (from Vendetta For Cupid - EP) [4:39]

Moore Kismet — Shadow Soldier

Moore Kismet — Flight of the Superiority Complex

Moore Kismet — Shadow Soldier (feat. Lunamatic) (from Vendetta For Cupid - EP) [3:42]

Moore Kismet — Vendetta For Cupid

Moore Kismet — Flight of the Superiority Complex (feat. liam ello) (from Vendetta For Cupid - EP) [5:08]

Moore Kismet — Vendetta For Cupid (feat. Tygko) (from Vendetta For Cupid - EP) [3:52]

Moore Kismet — Rumor

Moore Kismet — You Should Run

Moore Kismet — Beauty Is a Facade

Moore Kismet — Drift

Moore Kismet — Convulsion Therapy (from Revenge of the Unicorns - EP) [3:52]

Moore Kismet — Self - Expression (from Revenge of the Unicorns - EP) [4:13]

Moore Kismet — They Changed (from Revenge of the Unicorns - EP) [4:58]

Moore Kismet — Adore (from Revenge of the Unicorns - EP) [3:19]

Moore Kismet — Duplex (from Revenge of the Unicorns - EP) [4:16]

Moore Kismet — Flair (feat. Momma Kismet) (from Revenge of the Unicorns - EP) [3:23]

Moore Kismet — Flair

Moore Kismet — Escape (VIP)

Moore Kismet — Escape (from Character - EP) [3:05]

Moore Kismet — Breakdown (from Character - EP) [4:39]

Moore Kismet — Distractions (from Character - EP) [3:59]

Moore Kismet — Telekinesis (from Character - EP) [3:53]

Moore Kismet — Sugar Rush (from Character - EP) [3:38]

Moore Kismet — Mutant

Moore Kismet — TOKYO ~「東京」

Moore Kismet — Exoneration

Moore Kismet — To Ü (Moore Kismet Reboot)

Moore Kismet — Opposites

Moore Kismet — Void (VIP)

Moore Kismet — Storm

Moore Kismet — Bassic Bitch (Bass VIP)

Moore Kismet — Void

Moore Kismet — Hues

Moore Kismet — Bass

Moore Kismet — Sentimental

Moore Kismet — Attention Deficit

Moore Kismet — Benefits

Moore Kismet — Virtues

Moore Kismet — Impact

Moore Kismet — Press One

Moore Kismet — Extra

Moore Kismet — Haiku

Moore Kismet — Standby

1touchSATURATE YOUR WORLD!
4:17
back again!! (re-introduction)SATURATE YOUR WORLD!
2:55
BITTER! (for the lack of a better word)SATURATE YOUR WORLD!
3:01
come2findSATURATE YOUR WORLD!
4:48
DOWHATUWANT!SATURATE YOUR WORLD!
4:05
Flight of the Superiority Complex
hollowmindSATURATE YOUR WORLD!
3:19
I've clearly overstayed my welcome!SATURATE YOUR WORLD!
3:01
KAAHOSATURATE YOUR WORLD!
3:20
kk.SATURATE YOUR WORLD!
3:55

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Credits

Credited: Create Music Group, Monstercat, Monstercat Uncaged, Moore Kismet