Santa's Pissed

[Intro]

Jingle bells, Batman smells

Robin laid an egg

The Batmobile lost its wheel

*scratch* And the Joker fucked your mom!

[Verse 1]

Right in the ass

Hey, hey, little girls and boys

What's on your list for this year?

Teddy bears and lots of gifts

Well too fucking bad you greedy little bitch!

You're getting razorblades

Stockings of hand grenades

And in your sleep tonight

I'm gonna cum on your face!

[Chorus]

You're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore

The milk was sour and the cookies sucked

So thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt

You're not getting anything for Christmas. you fucking whore

Santa's pissed and he's taking names, and you're first in line

[Break]

(Later we'll have some fucking pie, and we'll do some caroling)

[Chris Motionless and "Peter Griffin"]

Put that cookie down

Put that cookie down, motherfucker!

"As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living."

[Refrain]

Santa's pissed and he's coming to town

Santa's pissed and he's coming to town

He's taking names and he's throwing down

[Interlude]

Wicked witch of president sleep

You smell like you're not going to see what you want to see

Big brother's gonna shove it up your ass

1,000 oinks scratching at the field amount of dignity

You said you’d always love meat, you’ll see what gravity or anti-gravity can sleet

Preacher says you ought to get the fuck out of the way

That’s when he looked at Duke, Spotsburg, he saw excitement

With the dancing, you love dashing, you like that prancing, Vixen

You hate Comet, you hate Cupid, fucking Donner and Blitzen

What did you expect, gotta go harder, bitch

You fucking Donner go hug a fucking light switch

Some people never thought that coppers would run out

Go save your breath and send Santa back to the slut house

[Verse 2]

5 - severed heads in a box

4 - bitches on my cock

3 - beds of nails

2 - bullets

1 - gun

[Breakdown]

Broken candycanes

Stockings of coal and bad grades

You better watch out

[Bridge]

(Bend ya ova, I'ma lube ya up, gonna stick that tree right up yo' ass)

[Chorus]

You're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore

The milk was sour and the cookies sucked

So thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt

You're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore

Santa's pissed and he's taking names, and you're first in line

Bitch!

[Outro]

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal