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Mr. Oizo – Monday Massacre (1999) | Track profile | Dork

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Mr. Oizo
Flat Beat (Single)
Monday Massacre

TRACK

Monday Massacre

Release date: 22nd March 1999

From Flat Beat (Single)

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"Monday Massacre" is a track by Mr. Oizo, from the album Flat Beat (Single), released 22nd March 1999. Full lyrics are available below.

Lyrics

Monday Massacre

[Spoken]

Hé Oizo... Brother, ça fait longtemps que j'ai pas vu d'oiseaux

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From Flat Beat (Single)

1999

Album

Flat Beat (Single)

Release year

1999

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Credits

Credited: Dean Aguiar, Feadz, Noodle Noggin