Salt Lake City

There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
Except the one thing that you want me to
We went across the mighty Rio Grande
It's our Disney Land, in the sea
You and me

But there's one thing I'll never do
Not even for you
Not even for you
Not even for you

I'm not going to Salt Lake City
I'm not going to Salt Lake City
I'm not going to Salt Lake City

There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
Except to walk among the Osmond crew
I know you plan it for another day, but you can't betray what you know
In Provo

But there's one last time on the globe
And if you must go there you're going alone
Not even for you
Not even for you
Not even for you

I'm not going to Salt Lake City
I'm not going to Salt Lake City
I'm not going to Salt Lake City
Even if they tell me I can stay
Even if they resurrect my brain
I don't want to go there
I don't want to go insane

Nobody loves me
Nobody cares
And when I die there will be nobody there
Nobody loves me
Nobody cares
And when I die
And when I die

I'm not going, I'm not praying
I'm not going to Salt Lake City
I'm not living in Hello Kitty
I'm not going to Salt Lake City
I'm not, oh no I'm not
Yeah, no, well I'm not
Oh no, well I'm not
Yeah, no, well I'm not