Duku Man (Skit)

[Intro: Dappy & Fearless]

Ayy, what? You wanna quickly duku this ting?

Aight, go on

[Verse 1: Dappy]

Yo, I'm like lately I'm seein' like

Many man-a comin' up with funny little skanks and ting but

When I'm on a skankin' ting, no lie, I'm on a blankin' ting

And if you feel my shit, I'm on a thankin' ting

But if you bring a pretty girl around me

I'm on a spankin' ting, it's no wankin' ting, ayy

See me I'm on a stancin' ting, forevermore I shall be the skankin' king

[Verse 2: Fearless & Fearless]

So if you wanna come hotel, don't waste time (What?)

Only get one chance, don't get nine

Like cartel said, "Mi cocky longer than mi nine" (Ayy?)

So back it up and call me bump and grind

I'm a man, you're a female (Female)

And I hate when a chick make her bum look big on Facebook

But they can't back their roads in up in detail

Don't make your pictures run all your emails

[Verse 3: Dappy]

Yo, I'm a hard worker, but I'm not a grime MC

So anytime I get a day off, I like writin' angry lyrics

With my friends reminiscin' about the days

When we used to lick a lot of shots on the block and go to girls hostels (Ayy)

Shag them then leave their best friend

You're the shit to my shoe (Waste, uh)

Dad shoulda splashed on the floor, in your mom's face

[Chorus: Fearless, Dappy & Both]

Hey, if you're a duku man (Ah)

You've gotta be stackin' up duku grands

No fools 'round here, no lulus, man

You man are spooky, you do voodoo? (You do voodoo?)

[Verse 4: Dappy]

What planet are you on? You must be cuckoo

I don't wanna put a thing in Fifi's hands

'Cause he will definitely, make it go duku

Man are supposed to have rules, not lulus

Never have I seen a man run that fast

I'm surprised that he never done a poo-poo

Oi, donut, dickhead, Beenie Man's cousin (Ayy)

They pussy licked, ate more than a dozen

I did ask Tulisa, and she told me that

"I will never shag a man unless I love him"

Zagaza, I wanna be fake ragamuffin

How can you let a likkle man like me make

Two grown men like you start dussin'?

[Verse 5: Fearless, Dappy & Both]

Never talk to the feds when they come, I start duckin'

You men are buggin'

Wanna talk shit behind my back? When you see me, you start runnin'

Oh, you bein' heavy like a ton full of bricks

N-Dubz got a bag full of hits

You and your boys are back full of pricks

If we come to your party

You know we're gonna leave with all of the chicks

[Chorus: Fearless, Dappy & Both]

If you're a duku man (Ah)

You've gotta be stackin' up duku grands

No fools 'round here, no lulus, man (Ah)

You man are spooky, you do voodoo?

Dukes, tell me (Na na)

[Verse 6: Dappy & Fearless]

What would you if you're in a club dancin'

A man rollin' with his girlfriend on a sad ting

And she starts givin' you the eye like it's a bang ting?

I know what I would do, I ain't rampin' (Ayy, Dooks)

I would take her to the toilet, put her on a sink (Beat it)

Give her willy, 'til the "bye den" wink

Don't think I'm buyin' you a drink, you are not my girlfriend

You're just another link, I don't care what you think (Woo)

[Verse 7: Dappy, Fearless & Both]

When I die, don't bury me, burn me

By the way things are goin', I might die early

I hate MCs that get away with swag lines like

"I'm a killer and no one can hurt me"

Yo, when I die, don't bury me, freeze me

By the way things are goin' I might die easy

I hate MCs that come out with dead lines like

I shoot crack and rhymes like Jeezy (Oi)

Ras', many men I know are livin' in a dreamland

Thinkin' they can play two notes on a keyboard

And come up with a song like ours

Your mixtape stinks like a fart

My album's a slut in the charts (Ayo)

Half a million of my CDs got shift like hotcakes over the counter (Ah)

So could you please stop standin' in the west, when you can't even sell?

Two of them in an hour

Go go cobunion (Ayy)

I clunked you with a shank then done them (Ayy)

I'm from a place called North West London

I heard your mum's got bunions, fam, what?

[Outro: Fearless]

Ooh, innit?