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Neil Hamburger – The March (2023) | Track profile | Dork

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The March

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The March

Release date: 17th November 2023

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About This Track

"The March" is a track by Neil Hamburger, released 17th November 2023. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

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Neil Hamburger

Lyrics

The March

March

Straight to the trash can

March

Straight to the trash can

Today it's mini shampoos then

Then it is me and it's you

March

Straight to the trash can

March

Straight to the trash can

Today it's mini shampoos then

Then it is me and it's you

When cherries are purchased many are tossed away

Time marches on unforgivingly ruthless

I see it outside every day

March

Straight to the trash can

March

Straight to the trash can

This never happens to diamonds

But we we are not diamonds

We are tubes of toothpaste

Squeezed until empty and then squeezed one more time

Then discarded with infant waste

March

Straight to the trash can

March

Sad when it it happens

March

Straight to the trash can

March

Sad when it it happens

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The March

2023

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Release year

2023

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