Yard Sale

[Intro]

Hello ladies and gentlemen

Roll up, I'm getting rid of all this fella's old shit

[Verse 1]

Roll up, I’m having a yard sale with my old stuff

I gotta get rid of this old love

The satisfaction isn’t guaranteed

No money back, no money back

[Pre-Chorus]

I’m moving out and I ain’t taking nothing

Cleaning up, put my troubles in the dust bin

Our stereo ain’t playing love songs no no more

(Oohh oohh oohh)

[Chorus]

I’m having a yard sale

Giving away all of the things that I used to call my own

I’m having a yard sale

Giving away all of the memories that used to fill our home

I got a box, I got a box, all of these boxes

And I'm giving them all away for free

‘Cause in the box there is a person that could love you

But that person is the old me

Yeah, that’s the old me

Yeah, that’s the old me

(I’m having a yard sale, yard sale, yard sale)

That person is the old me

Yeah, that’s the old me

[Verse 2]

(Ahem...) closed box

I buried our pictures in a closed box

You only love me with my clothes off

Well, I took your ring off my finger, middle finger

Baby, look at it now (look at it now)

[Pre-Chorus]

I’m moving out and I ain’t taking nothing

Cleaning up, put my troubles in the dust bin

Our stereo ain’t playing love songs no no more

(Oohh oohh oohh)

[Chorus]

I’m having a yard sale

Giving away all of the things that I used to call my own

I’m having a yard sale

Giving away all of the memories that used to fill our home

I got a box, I got a box, all of these boxes

And I'm giving them all away for free

‘Cause in the box there is a person that could love you

But that person is the old me

Yeah, that’s the old me

Yeah, that’s the old me

(I’m having a yard sale, yard sale, yard sale)

That person is the old me

Yeah, that’s the old me

[Outro]

It took all my life to forget you

I’m movin’ on

I’ll be gone tonight

And all you have is the old me