Men United

I've got a mate called Stevie
I trust him with my life
But never with my secrets
My money or my wife
We sing until we sung out
Laugh until we cry
And we're United Till We Die
Jasper's worth a packet
He really is quite posh
He wears a houndstooth jacket
Plays badminton and squash
We meet up for a bevvy
And a cheeky rogan josh
And we are United Till We Die
Yeah we're Men United
Undivided
Men United Them and
Oh we're Men United
That's what I said
Men United Till We Die
Not to mention Waldo
He's ever such a nerd
Can talk the biggest load of
Balls you've ever heard
But we can hang for hours
Without a single word
'Cause we're United Till We Die
Then there's Mental Mickey
As crazy as he sounds
He's difficult and tricky
The king of all the clowns
We've had our little issues
We've had our ups and downs
But we are United Till We Die
Yeah we're Men United
Undivided
Men United Them and
Oh we're Men United
That's what I said
Men United Till We Die
None of us are perfect
None of us pretend
But it would be so easy
To find a new old friend
Although we never say it
We'll be there at the end
'Cause we're Men United
Yeah we're Men United
Undivided
Men United Them and
Oh we're Men United
That's what I said
Men United Till We Die
Yeah we're Men United
Undivided
Men United Them and
Oh we're Men United
That's what I said
Men United Till We Die