Melissa

[Old Time Music Intro]

[Verse 1]

Melissa, I knew I had to kiss ya

Heaven knows what I had in mind

When my eyes went blind

And you had to take me home

Because I could not find my way

[Verse 2]

Oh, Mimi, you make my glasses steamy

Heaven knows that I'll take a chance

On a girl from France

Just so long as we

Don't have to dance 'till dawn

[Chorus]

Maybe baby I'm not so smart

But I never claimed to be a thinker

'Cause the way you affect me

You gotta resent me

I'll never have to be a drinker

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]

Daisy, your old man thinks I'm crazy

Heaven knows I used to go insane

When I heard your name

I knew what I was doin'

When I had my brain removed

[Instrumental Outro]